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Man of the Week: Lil B

"I'm finer than Nicki Minaj, bitch"

Complex Magazine did an interview with the recipient of that vicious beatdown I posted a few days ago, Lil B. For those unawares of him he has flooded the Youtube with almost a video a day for the past year. Some of his hit tracks are, “I’m a Pretty Boy, Bitch”, “Like a Martian,” “I’m the Devil,” and “I’m a Faggot.”  With a song called “I’m a Faggot” (nh) one would think Lil B was indeed a faggot (nh), but he breaks it down for us (pause):

Lil B: It’s a touchy subject. I respect the hell out of gays and the gay community. I’m not a gay man. I don’t agree with sex with another man or fucking another man or giving blow jobs to another guy. That’s not my thing. I’d rather fuck a girl, fuck her in her ass, fuck her in the mouth or something. Sorry for cussing.

It gets better. nhjic. He explains here how he is finer than Nicki Minaj:

Lil B: Yeah. Everybody loves Nicki. Everybody’s like, “Nicki’s hella fine.” And for me, it’s like, “You know what, Nicki? I’m hella fine.” You feel me? It’s like, “motherfuckers, look at ME.” I’m that fine motherfucker. I’m over here dressing beautiful. You feel me? Motherfucker, I been doing this shit since I was like 15. So it’s not even for attention. I got the best album coming out in hip-hop history. No one’s ever done what I’ve done, bro. I’ve shattered the bar system. I’ve created my own system. I’ve composed my own work. I listen to all the greats: Cormega, AZ, Raekwon. I study the greats. I know what it is, you know?

In all honesty, I think the Based God could be onto something big here, nh.  You see, it’s no secret that homosexuality is rampant in the entertainment industry. Famous rap groupie Superhead even says so and she should know, she has had more dick in her than the Richard section of the phone book. Have you ever heard of a rapper saying he was a faggot before though? I think not, instead they boast and brag about how many “hoes” they get. They pull the wool over your eyes, leaving them free to have sex with many many many many men, as 50 cent would say.  Lil B is removing that wool, nhjic, and saying straight out he is a faggot(nh), meanwhile he is banging girls left and right–in the mouth and ass. This is not unlike when Prince used to wear latex suits with the ass part cut out, meanwhile he was making sweet love to Carmen Electra.

I’m not advocating(pause) that the Based God start cutting the ass out of his skinny jeans and putting on makeup, Thugnificent style. But, perhaps Lil B will make it that much safer for one of your favorite rappers to also claim he is a faggot(nh). That way we will know who the real faggots are(nh), making it easier for us to laugh at them and not buy their records or go to their concerts.

Lil B Talks Getting Sucker Punched, Gay Rumors, and Drake Envy [Complex]

Lil B videos after the jump.

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Nas was Wrong

hip-hop is alive and well

I’m Sorry

For the two people that care, the kid that treated Lil B like a punching bag has formally apologized. He says that he attacked the Base God because B wouldn’t call up Soulja Boy and try to help them get a deal. Oh ok, That makes sense.

Wiz Khalifa – Up

Two videos in one day? The kid knows how to hustle. Somewhere, Ace Hood takes notes.

Ciara “Ride” after the jump, for no reason in particular.

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Wiz Khalifa-Mezmorized

Wiz increases his growing buzz by releasing the 3rd video from his acclaimed mixtape, Kush & Orange Juice. Elsewhere, Charles Hamilton takes notes.

After the jump, Lady Gaga continues her takeover of pop music by releasing her new video,  Alejandro. Elsewhere, Britney Spears takes notes.

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Slim Thug Dispenses Relationship Advice…

Make sure at least one of your parents are white, please.

I’m not even going to bother with trying to sum this up.

Most single Black women feel like they don’t want to settle for less. Their standards are too high right now. They have to understand that successful Black men are kind of extinct. We’re important. It’s hard to find us so Black women have to bow down and let it be known that they gotta start working hard; they gotta start cooking and being down for they man more. They can’t just be running around with their head up in the air and passing all of us.

I have a brother that dates a White woman and he always be fucking with me about it saying, “Y’all gotta go through all that shit [but] my White woman is fine. She don’t give me no problems, she do whatever I say and y’all gotta do all that arguing and fighting and worry about all this other shit.”

Slim Thug: ‘Black Women Need to Stand by Their Man More’ [Vibe]