Last week, Joran Van Der Sloot was arrested In Chile for the murder of a young lady in Peru. However, it wasn’t the young lady that he was suspected of murdering, and admitted to a friend on videotape that he indeed did murder, Natalee Holloway. For those that don’t remember, way back a half decade ago in 2005, Van Der Sloot was accused of murdering Miss Holloway in Aruba. Almost 11 years to the day of the murder OJ Simpson was falsely accused of, we had another murder of an innocent white lady. This time it was in Aruba and the girl was a high school student for goodness sakes. The police accused him of the murder only because he was last seen with her on a beach, had given her drugs and had his buddies come and dump her body off of a boat. While that would have been tremendous evidence for most jurisdictions in the United States, simply wasn’t enough for the authorities in Aruba. Van Der Sloot was never held for more than a few days, and as soon as he was released he was back to his old tricks (sans murder, natch) picking up girls at hotel bars.
While most people would be happy getting away with murder, Van Der Sloot was unfulfilled. Suffering from OJ-itis, he had to go and commit more crimes to feel alive. Unlike the Juice, however, he didnt have a Heisman to steal back. So he did all that he could do, resort to his time-honed tactics of slaughtering a woman. He got sloppy this time around though, as he allegedly beat her with a baseball bat and left her in the hotel room while he went to go take a day trip to Chile without even putting up the “Do Not Disturb” sign. As if the maid would clean up and dispose of a dead body!
The lesson to be learned in all of this is obviously that white women are devalued in today’s society. Paul Mooney said it best in his recent stand-up, “White women are not safe.” I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly. To begin with, white women are more likely to walk off with some random stranger without regard for their own safety. More importantly, white women get murdered with evidence pointing to an obvious culprit and the killers walk away scot-free, as if it was a traffic ticket.
Not only that, but think back to all of your favorite movies, more than likely a white woman was killed in it. It’s a shame. My favorite movie is Godfather Part 1. Michael’s Italian wife was killed in that movie when she was just an innocent woman trying to learn to drive a car. On top of that, Michael slapped up his American white wife in Part 2, when she told him she had an abortion. And how can we forget Michael’s sister getting slapped up by her alcoholic husband. In fact, the only nice guy was Fredo, who refused to hit his woman even though she was acting up at that party, flirting with other men. What was the thanks Fredo received? He was called soft and murdered by his own brother. Kinda sad actually.